Yes, melted crayons and rocks. Then from the dad department: chewed gum, melted chocolate, stale chips, empty pop and water bottles, a thousand small pieces of paper (important notes), and another thousand pieces of broken and new computer parts. The dents and scratches aren't from the kids. They're from Dad driving the car where no car should ever go.
Oh, yeah, the broken windshield is from Dad kicking the soccer ball.
Oh, those thousands of little pieces of paper! I know your pain.
Every once in a while my husband has to use my van for his job and I'm always worried about the gouges and sad things that will happen to it when he puts his equipment in there.
I can't believe that you can this professionally done! I had to have a herd of kiddos to get that very special look! I'll bet that it probably cost way more than my kids charged me for it though.
Jeannie--Yes, I'm surprised they left out the crayons. Especially the ones that get in the crack of the seat just enough to be go unnoticed until it gets on the back of your best skirt.
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Where's the melted crayons? There HAVE to be melted crayons somewhere! LOL
Yes, melted crayons and rocks. Then from the dad department: chewed gum, melted chocolate, stale chips, empty pop and water bottles, a thousand small pieces of paper (important notes), and another thousand pieces of broken and new computer parts. The dents and scratches aren't from the kids. They're from Dad driving the car where no car should ever go.
Oh, yeah, the broken windshield is from Dad kicking the soccer ball.
PS Sorry about that. I was trying to add that my kids are grown and away from home. It is the Male Parent that trashes the car. LOL
Oh, those thousands of little pieces of paper! I know your pain.
Every once in a while my husband has to use my van for his job and I'm always worried about the gouges and sad things that will happen to it when he puts his equipment in there.
No, I'm not possessive about my van, am I?
I can't believe that you can this professionally done! I had to have a herd of kiddos to get that very special look! I'll bet that it probably cost way more than my kids charged me for it though.
FarmMom--Yes, it IS available as a professional service. Perhaps they can give your kids some pointers?
Jeannie--Yes, I'm surprised they left out the crayons. Especially the ones that get in the crack of the seat just enough to be go unnoticed until it gets on the back of your best skirt.
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